Top Ten Elf Pick-up Lines
         10. "I'm down here"

         9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"

         8. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"

         7. "I can get you off the naughty list"

         6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"

         5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."

         4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks
              over at Keebler"

         3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"

         2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"

         1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

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