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ELEMENT
Woman
SYMBOL
WO2
DISCOVERER
Adam
ATOMIC MASS
Accepted as 55kg but varies from 45kg to 225kg
OCCURRENCE
Large quantities found in urban areas with trace elements found
in most other areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1.Surface normally covered in powder and paint film.
2.Boils at nothing, freezes for no apparent reason.
3.Melts if given special treatment.
4.Bitter if used incorrectly
5.Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to
common ore.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1.Affinity to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
2.Absorbes great quantities of expensive substances.
3.Explodes spontaneously without warning or reason.
4.Softens and takes on a rosy glow when soaked in hot water.
5.Greatly increased activity when soaked in alcohol.
6.The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1.Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2.Can be a great aid to relaxation.
TESTS:
1.Pure specimens turn bright pink when discovered in the natural
state.
2.Turns green when placed next to a superior specimen.
ANALYSIS
Element:
Man
Symbol :
Ah (short for Asshole)
Quantitative :
Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length, though
some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches.
Discoverer :
Eve
Occurrence :
Found following duel element Wo, often in high concentration
near a perfect Wo specimen.
Physical properties :
1.Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol).
2.Tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction
with Wo (Snore ... zzzzz).
3.Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive
nature.
4.Rarely found in pure form after 14th year.
5.Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with
polluted form of the Wo common ore.
Chemical properties :
1.All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction
is possible.
2.May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under
extremely favorable conditions.
3.Usually willing to react with whatever is available.
4.Reaction Rates range from aborted/non-existent to
Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright
red).
5.Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to
violent/bloody.
Storage :
Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for
favorable reaction style.
Uses :
Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners
for Wo...
Tests :
Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted
specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
Caution :
Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes
with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very
malleable under correct conditions.
