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McDonald's Condoms: You deserve a break today.
Mounds/Almond Joy Condoms: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Sprite Condoms: Never had it, never will.
In 'n Out Burger Condoms: ('nough said)
Federal Express Condoms: When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight.
Wendy's Condoms: Where's the beef?
Lifesaver Condoms: The one with the hole in the middle.
Jello Condoms: Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.
Payless Condoms: You could pay more, but why?
Sprint Condoms: A dime a minute.
Hamburger Helper Condoms: When you need a helping hand.
Saturn Condoms: A different kind of condom.
Memorex Condoms: Is it real or is it .....