Condoms to AVOID!

 Rice Krispie Condoms: Snap, crackle, pop.

 McDonald's Condoms: You deserve a break today.

 Mounds/Almond Joy Condoms: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

 Sprite Condoms: Never had it, never will.

 In 'n Out Burger Condoms: ('nough said)

 Federal Express Condoms: When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight.

 Wendy's Condoms: Where's the beef?

 Lifesaver Condoms: The one with the hole in the middle.

 Jello Condoms: Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle.

 Payless Condoms: You could pay more, but why?

 Sprint Condoms: A dime a minute.

 Hamburger Helper Condoms: When you need a helping hand.

 Saturn Condoms: A different kind of condom.

 Memorex Condoms: Is it real or is it .....

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